{"id":1819,"date":"2021-09-27T18:57:41","date_gmt":"2021-09-27T17:57:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/earlywithdrawal.net\/tolton\/?p=1819"},"modified":"2025-07-08T11:58:13","modified_gmt":"2025-07-08T10:58:13","slug":"were-goin-for-the-moon","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/earlywithdrawal.net\/tolton\/2021\/09\/27\/were-goin-for-the-moon\/","title":{"rendered":"Under-side Pride"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-audio\"><audio controls src=\"https:\/\/earlywithdrawal.net\/tolton\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/GundersidePride.mp3\"><\/audio><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>In the back of the back streets<br>There&#8217;s a sight to be seen<br>A-mong the brokest<br>A-mong the lean<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>There&#8217;s the friend-stroke<br>The end-stroke<br>The stroke in-between<br>A-mong the youngest<br>The keenest of the scene<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>We&#8217;ve reached the bottom<br>Mm mm mm<br>And undies if you&#8217;ve got&#8217;em<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:20px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p>All of our earnings<br>Hey top one percent<br>Who pays the payments?<br>Who pays the rent?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Our parents had houses<br>We are five to a flat<br>Hey nineties spouses<br>We got pornhub chat<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The patreon poor<br>Yes yes yes<br>Know what booties are for<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:20px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p>Hey billionaires!<br><br>We&#8217;d like to know:<br>Where&#8217;s our rocket ride?<br>We&#8217;d like to show:<br>Our under-side pride<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Check out the bottom<br>Ugh. Ooh. Ah!<br>The bottom has bottomed<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Why aim high when you can show low?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1829,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[7,8,94,10],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/earlywithdrawal.net\/tolton\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1819"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/earlywithdrawal.net\/tolton\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/earlywithdrawal.net\/tolton\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/earlywithdrawal.net\/tolton\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/earlywithdrawal.net\/tolton\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1819"}],"version-history":[{"count":23,"href":"https:\/\/earlywithdrawal.net\/tolton\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1819\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1898,"href":"https:\/\/earlywithdrawal.net\/tolton\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1819\/revisions\/1898"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/earlywithdrawal.net\/tolton\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1829"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/earlywithdrawal.net\/tolton\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1819"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/earlywithdrawal.net\/tolton\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1819"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/earlywithdrawal.net\/tolton\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1819"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}