{"id":2562,"date":"2022-01-25T00:29:09","date_gmt":"2022-01-24T23:29:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/earlywithdrawal.net\/tolton\/?p=2562"},"modified":"2024-12-05T18:48:34","modified_gmt":"2024-12-05T17:48:34","slug":"bedtime-stories-too-much-dad-i-had","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/earlywithdrawal.net\/tolton\/2022\/01\/25\/bedtime-stories-too-much-dad-i-had\/","title":{"rendered":"Bedtime Stories: Too Much Dad I had"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" width=\"800\" height=\"448\" src=\"https:\/\/earlywithdrawal.net\/tolton\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/father_scolding_son.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-4059\" srcset=\"https:\/\/earlywithdrawal.net\/tolton\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/father_scolding_son.png 800w, https:\/\/earlywithdrawal.net\/tolton\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/father_scolding_son-300x168.png 300w, https:\/\/earlywithdrawal.net\/tolton\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/father_scolding_son-768x430.png 768w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:20px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n<p style=\"padding-left: 20%;\">I do not like dad<br>I do not like dad,<br>You must see<br>When dad was quite mad<br>Dad did have had<br>Too much wee me<\/p>\n\n\n<div style=\"height:20px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n<p style=\"padding-left: 20%;\">\nI do not like<br>\nMy shorts on my shoes<br>\nI do not like<br>\nMy butt with a bruise<br>\nI do not like report card day<br>\nIf one grade is not an `A&#8217;\n<\/p>\n\n\n<div style=\"height:20px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n<p style=\"padding-left: 20%;\">\nI do not like dad with beer<br>\nI do not like dad too near<br>\nDad with a smile<br> \nSeems frighteningly wrong<br>\nDad for a while<br> \nIs already too long\n<\/p>\n\n\n<div style=\"height:20px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n<p style=\"padding-left: 20%;\">I do not like dad<br>I do not like dad,<br>you must see<br>My own child I now have<br>And the new dad is me<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I do not like dad with beer<br \/>\nI do not like dad too near<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":4059,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[7,8],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/earlywithdrawal.net\/tolton\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2562"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/earlywithdrawal.net\/tolton\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/earlywithdrawal.net\/tolton\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/earlywithdrawal.net\/tolton\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/earlywithdrawal.net\/tolton\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2562"}],"version-history":[{"count":12,"href":"https:\/\/earlywithdrawal.net\/tolton\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2562\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4063,"href":"https:\/\/earlywithdrawal.net\/tolton\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2562\/revisions\/4063"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/earlywithdrawal.net\/tolton\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/4059"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/earlywithdrawal.net\/tolton\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2562"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/earlywithdrawal.net\/tolton\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2562"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/earlywithdrawal.net\/tolton\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2562"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}