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Nissa Tolton

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  • About
  • Blog
    • Dreaming
    • LGBTQ
    • Philosophy
    • Political
  • Books
    • Salt Island DiariesShunned by Victorian society at every turn, these women build a society of their own
    • Good-Bye HarajukuLove, speed, capitalism, and post-truth
    • Principle of FlocksHistorical romance, time-travel, and the metaverse
    • Titcomb’s LettersVery particular advice to young people, from 1858 onward.
  • Short Fiction
    • Audiobooks
    • Scripts
    • Humor
    • Poetry
  • Notes on Dreaming
  • Notes on Heavens

Category: Humor

6.2.2018 Tesla Roadster in orbit
  • Humor
  • Political

Space Flight

  • Nissa Tolton
  • 23 June 202623 June 2026

I want a space flight baybeh
He says

Kein Problem
  • Environment
  • Humor

Vernünftige Umgang mit Wasser

  • Nissa Tolton
  • 3 August 20223 August 2022

Angesichts der Trockenheit ruft Bundesumweltministerin Steffi Lemke zu einem vernünftigen Umgang mit Wasser auf.

This is where you get your food
  • Historical
  • Humor

Where you go shopping

  • Nissa Tolton
  • 25 July 202230 June 2023

Let me show you where you are.

Rammstein Lieferung
  • Humor

Bestell Hell

  • Nissa Tolton
  • 29 January 20227 December 2025

Auf zu viel Kram hast du zu viel Bock
Doch wohnst in dem obersten Stock!

cartoon: piglet_flies_a_kite
  • Humor
  • Short Fiction

Bedtime Stories: Eustice Flies a Kite

  • Nissa Tolton
  • 27 January 20225 December 2024

Eustice, the happy piglet, has an adventure he will forget.

Bedtime Stories: Too Much Dad I had
  • Humor
  • Poetry

Bedtime Stories: Too Much Dad I had

  • Nissa Tolton
  • 25 January 20225 December 2024

I do not like dad with beer
I do not like dad too near

  • Blog
  • Humor

Poboho

  • Nissa Tolton
  • 24 January 20227 December 2024

For the fashion-conscious who are still saving up for their first pee-bottle, there’s post-boho.

Bedtime Stories: Rosemary
  • Historical
  • Humor

Bedtime Stories: Rosemary

  • Nissa Tolton
  • 8 January 202229 September 2024

Rosemary was a pretty young lady born into a wealthy and powerful family. A bed-time story for frisky girls.

Imagine
  • Humor
  • Political
  • Scripts

Imagine

  • Nissa Tolton
  • 6 January 202229 September 2024

Imagine there’re no racists
We’re fighting climate change

drawing of a German professor lecture hall 19th century
  • Humor

Englisches Kasussystem

  • Nissa Tolton
  • 31 December 202129 September 2024

Englishes Kassussystem einfach erklärt

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